Hey buddy can you spare a dime

"Tony Blair and his family suffered the indignity of having to sleep on the floor and eat an Indian takeaway out of foil cartons on their last night in Downing Street, insiders have revealed. Removal men had packed up their furniture and crockery and left the family with just a mattress for Blair and his wife to sleep on, while their four children were reduced to having to make do with sleeping bags on the carpet of the flat over No11 that has been their home since 1997. The family are said to have made light of it all. "I wonder if Mr. Blair and his family spared a thought for the vast increase in the United Kingdoms homeless population whilst he was eating his curry contemplating having to sleep on the carpet. Oh the indignity of it.