Wednesday 16 May 2007

How do rumours get started...


I went to visit one of my friends today who is doing the course and she told me about one of my old tutors who got caught with his pants down shagging one of the students from his own syndicate group.

This is the letter that the Course Director sent out:

Dear Student

It has come to my attention that there is a rumour going around that Mr. X has been suspended or dismissed from his teaching post as a result of an improper relationship with a student. I wish to refute this rumour. Mr. X has neither been suspended nor dismissed and remains in full time employment with the University and remains subject leader for the x elective. The position is that nothing immoral or improper has occurred. However it is clearly important for the integrity of the coursethat the assessment process is as fair as possible and equally important that it is perceived to be fair, with no indications of favouritism to any student. It was therefore decided following discussion between the University and Mr. X (and approved by the Bar Council) that Mr. X would voluntarily withdraw from teaching duties for the 3rd term for the above and his own reasons and also that:

1. He would no longer act as personal tutor to his group.

2. He would not be involved in the assessment of students in that group.

I wish to stress that Mr. X is a person of the highest moral standards and that he has done nothing wrong and that he will continue to be a presence on the course and in the University during the remainder of the year and thereafter. Perhaps my morals are victorian but since when did shagging one of your students become acceptable, it was clearly obvious his brain cells transferred themselves to his dick. The girl in question decided to show everyone down the pub a number of text's that he had sent her, which involved graphic descriptions of what they were doing the previous night.

This makes interesting reading. That reminds me did you hear the joke about the midget Irish tutor who got pissed one night, left his brief in a taxi, then called the police and told them that he got mugged and his brief was stolen. I guess Mr. D did not expect the taxi driver to return the brief to the same police station where he reported his mugging. Mr. midget moved onto pastures new after this event and returned back to Ireland. The reason I mention Mr midget is that he was best buddies with Mr. X.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

... Bloody Hell, B2B - High Scandal indeed!!! Sex and Tutors/PupilMasters/Mistresses definately a No go!!!

Anonymous said...

Cool Template BTW!

archbold said...

is this fact or fiction?

Barrister 2 B said...

Archbold,

This is all fact, there is no fiction in this blog.

Regards