My BVC cohort comprised of 10 students and I have only kept in touch with one of them. The course can only be described as a cross between Big Brother and Lord of the flies. The course is designed to be divisive and brings out the worst aspects of the students that are enrolled on it.
1. Campguy - came in pissed every day and tried to take over lectures and did not give anyone else a chance to get a word in edge ways, plus he always had a brown nose.
2. Cambridgebiguy- got a 2:2 and got himself a pupillage in london, very talanted guy and popular with the ladies for obvious reasons, he was not a team player as his attentions were directed at Blodecokehead.
3. Blondecokehead - Me Me Me, thats all you every heard from her, she was one of those girls that like to flaunt her charms if she would get something out of it, I got sick of seeing her skinny arse and thong when she kept bending over on a regular basis. It was fun watching her when she was off her face, during one memorable advocacy exerise she reminded me of this classic trainspotting clip. She was always sucking up to Cambridgebiguy. She got an employed pupillage.
4. Darkdestroyer - Nice guy bit of a dark horse (shagged around in Asia etc,etc) , hung about with Campguy until the 2nd semister, then they had a tiff. Got a lectureship but did not tell anyone.
5. Chavgirl - Who turns up to a BVC lecture in a shellsuit,a pair of winnie the pooh socks and hoop earings the size of a large saucer. Chavgirl is bright but needed fashion advice.
6. Smallbragirl - Could not fault her, she also had a habit of wearing bras that were to small for her and lacy boy shorts which were always about 3 inches above her jeans but boy did her arse look good. Only saw her lose the plot once, when Slackguy used some of her work and passed it off as is own in an SGS.
7. Happyclapper - Not a nice person, just slagged everyone of behind their backs to Thebitch, thought that all the guys fancied her, big mistake - nobody fancied her.
8. Thebitch - Very calculating, she just like to mix things up with Happyclapper and cause divides within the group. She told everyone she got a 2:1 but it turns out that MrBig was in her LLB group and it later came out that she got a desmond, bullshit is like a boomarang - comes back and hits you between the eyes.
9. Thebunny - Although not in my group she does deserve an honorable mention for been the BVC slapper. I fully respect that a person can do whatever they want with their body, just please dont keep telling everyone about it in the most intimate detail (I really dont need to know how much clitorial stimulation you need while you are getting it up the arse) Thebunny was very popular for obvious reasons, however she had the rather bizare habit of telling you that her uncle owned a local kabab shop every five minutes.
10. Slackguy - Lazy Lazy Lazy. Slackguy hit his head on a door frame and quit the course during the 2nd semester. You can imagine my surprise when he was attending the same Cumberland lodge weekend as myself and he informed me that he had been accepted at another university to do the course.
11. Mrbig- Nice guy, could not fault him apart from his poor choices in politics.
2 comments:
You're quite right about the BVC its a- take- no -prisoners/ wouldn't- throw- you- a -lifejacket- if- you- were- drowning kind of a course which is something of a mystery to me because we're all in the same boat, chasing that elusive pupillage ( and its not even the SAME pupillages for heaven's sake)Why we cant help and support eachother instead of determining to quietly slit one anothers throats at the first opportunity ( and especially in front of the lecturer/tutors)is beyond me.
You have my complete sympathies regarding your BVC group - at least your lot are all behind you!!
Thanx for linking me BTW - I'll link you right back.
ooops - the post was under my old blog ( swap the name!)
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